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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

themrcreepypasta:

ask-autumn-and-charlie:

Im so tired of all you who say that pewdiepie is a whining baby, or only cares about his money, and NOT his fans, you can suck it up. Because Felix cares. Maybe he sucks at being funny sometimes, but he really does care.

I know where you’re coming from friend. That seems to be a comon misconception about youtubers that can make a living with their channels, that a certain point we stop caring about fans and only care about money. But I’d imagine that Pewdiepie would have the same mentality and everyone else I’ve spoken too. If we make the leap and put faith in fans so we can be able to live off our channels, That’s something that we’re eternally grateful for allowing us that opportunity and we’d do anything to keep those fans happy and entertained first and foremost. We care about them because they care about us.

Thanks mom

Didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to have feelings or be insecure

I can’t fucking help if I feel like I’m ugly and that I don’t like how I look it doesn’t help that you get pissy at me for the smallest negative comment about myself and that you accused me of doing it for attention once

I’m sorry for having emotions and that I displease you so damn much

grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr